one to make yer eyes water - Posted on 2005-02-10 13:50:00
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nicked from the bbc news site
Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
In a statement read to the court, Mr Jones said: "Amanda attacked me in an unprovoked manner and the attack has ruined my life."
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one to make yer eyes water - Posted on 2005-02-10 14:11:50
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oh dear pmsl funny tho i can just see the guys face when the woman passed him his bits back saying i think this is yours lol
one to make yer eyes water - Posted on 2005-02-10 14:52:19
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thats bollox!! lmao.
one to make yer eyes water - Posted on 2005-02-10 18:25:54
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the famous russian - whodya nickabolacoff comes to mind !!
one to make yer eyes water - Posted on 2005-02-12 09:52:55
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I was enjoying a Bailey's coffee when I read this - strangely I've gone off the idea.
Would you have let such an unhinged woman chew your bollock? I haven't got any and I still wouldn't let her near me.
one to make yer eyes water - Posted on 2005-02-12 11:15:03
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pmsl is that as bad as the chillies scunj dear?
lolololololol