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What does it mean to give MORE than 100% - Posted on 2005-02-08 15:38:16

FrogsR1
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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give 100%, how about achieving 103%? What makes 100% in life? Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98% And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96% But A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% And B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it’s the BULLSHIT and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.

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	What does it mean to give MORE than 100% - Posted on 2005-02-08 15:42:43
bear 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 5790 Location: cumbria United Kingdom	pmsl. like it

	What does it mean to give MORE than 100% - Posted on 2005-02-08 16:10:39
joeboxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, November 03, 2004 Posts: 2358 Location: Sheffield United Kingdom	so does - FUCK THE JO*B 6+21+3+11+20+8+5+10+15+2=101%

	What does it mean to give MORE than 100% - Posted on 2005-02-08 16:29:51
davie 1200cc Race Star Joined: Saturday, November 13, 2004 Posts: 487 Location: Staffs United Kingdom	and BOLLOXTOI*T=140%

	What does it mean to give MORE than 100% - Posted on 2005-02-08 17:01:20
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	lol like it .......... mine is LAZY DAYS = 112% i knew i was good at that pmsl

	What does it mean to give MORE than 100% - Posted on 2005-02-08 17:12:47
Mark 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 24, 2004 Posts: 761 Location: Chesterfield United Kingdom	And 'pain in the arse' = 139% so sarah you are doing well.

	What does it mean to give MORE than 100% - Posted on 2005-02-08 17:43:20
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i win ......... whos the mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

	What does it mean to give MORE than 100% - Posted on 2005-02-08 17:59:45
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	Angels not the mummy yet!!

	What does it mean to give MORE than 100% - Posted on 2005-02-08 20:05:51
davie 1200cc Race Star Joined: Saturday, November 13, 2004 Posts: 487 Location: Staffs United Kingdom	yamaha thunderace is 157%

	What does it mean to give MORE than 100% - Posted on 2005-02-09 08:42:49
papa 400cc Rider Joined: Tuesday, January 25, 2005 Posts: 81 Location: Somewhere out there United Kingdom	papa is the daddy.....=133 but most importantly especially for today.."please dont rain" =147 This is so sad and i must go start some work now............ Ian

	What does it mean to give MORE than 100% - Posted on 2005-02-09 09:34:23
Ducatibird 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 02, 2005 Posts: 999 Location: Nottingham United Kingdom	Well we have loads of ass kissing and bullshit at our place so i think that kinda works pmsl loz

	What does it mean to give MORE than 100% - Posted on 2005-02-09 17:09:09
Rookie 50cc Newbie Joined: Wednesday, February 09, 2005 Posts: 2 Location: Liverpool United Kingdom	Dear santa how much would I enjoy a new 'K-A-W-A-S-A-K-I Z S-E-V-E-N F-I-F-T-Y ??? 207% HMMM WILL HAVE TO GET ONE!!!

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