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Drifter jokes (2) - Posted on 2005-02-08 06:40:28

The_Drifter
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Nbr 1 An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." > > While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady went up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady went inside between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse o rder. > > Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. > > The father said quietly to his son... "Go get your mother. Nbr 2 On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a cowboy from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. One button at a time... No one moves... He removes his shirt ... Muscles ripple across his chest ... She gasps... He whispers... "Iron this -- and then get me a beer."

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	Drifter jokes (2) - Posted on 2005-02-08 07:51:32
joeboxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, November 03, 2004 Posts: 2358 Location: Sheffield United Kingdom	nice one drifter - lmao!!

	Drifter jokes (2) - Posted on 2005-02-08 12:27:18
bear 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 5790 Location: cumbria United Kingdom	pmsl nice jokes m8

	Drifter jokes (2) - Posted on 2005-02-12 17:41:33
10wheels 400cc Rider Joined: Tuesday, January 18, 2005 Posts: 84 Location: Mold United Kingdom	LMAO - good jokes m8

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