Apparently......... - Posted on 2005-02-05 12:41:00
rgvr 400cc Rider
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Anyone who rides a 4 stroke is lacking a good sex life.
The reasoning behind it?
Any more then 2 strokes is technically masterbation.............
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Apparently......... - Posted on 2005-02-05 13:50:20
joeboxer 1300cc Superstar
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yes butt,4 strokes are evidently more that two - so are we talking about quality or quantity?
Apparently......... - Posted on 2005-02-05 13:53:30
rgvr 400cc Rider
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or size..........
the rule of thumb I was taught was 2T vs 4T you need twice the capacity for similar output.............
Apparently......... - Posted on 2005-02-05 14:00:48
joeboxer 1300cc Superstar
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ok.. well its a known fact that 2 strokes don't last as long as 4 strokes - so we'll throw it open to the vote :-
Whats better girls A) fast & ferocious 2 stroke?
B) longer lasting quality 4 stroke?
Apparently......... - Posted on 2005-02-05 17:51:28
Martin 1300cc Superstar
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Spose id better not bring the 'Wankel' rotary engine into this! lmfao
Apparently......... - Posted on 2005-02-06 17:01:44
LCGirl 125cc Learner
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no contest joe....has to be the fast and ferocious 2 stroke
you think i might be slightly biased??? lmao
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Apparently......... - Posted on 2005-02-07 09:44:07
the_grim_reaper 1000cc Pro Racer
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4 stroke has to be better, an analogy:
The 2 stroke bloke, goes like the clappers for a very short space of time, no power down in the low frequency range but then it all goes mental at the top end, for about ten seconds. More heat, more friction, requires much more lubrication, then goes bang and dies on you, normally through a lack of enough lubrication, that's got to hurt. Cheap to repair though ;-)
The 4 stroke bloke, is normally bigger (;-)) and slower moving but doesn't go like the clappers and doesn't need any extra lubrication. He will also be able to go on for a lot longer than the 2 stroke bloke and his lifetime expectancy is about four times as long. The only problem comes when he does eventually go bang, he costs a lot to repair.
Cheers
Grim
Apparently......... - Posted on 2005-02-07 17:11:53
hornyangel 1000cc Pro Racer
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Not so sure about that rg......papa has a 4 stroke and we are not lacking in the bedroom department (as u can tell)
thats my answer for joe.......B) longer lasting quality 4 stroke? :D