Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today the Viagra will soon
be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as
a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for
a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can
no longer call this a soft drink.
It gives new meaning to the names of cocktails,
Highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount & Do"
FYI (On a serious note)
The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures fust be
fully considered: Over the past few years, more money has been
spent on breast implants and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's
research. It is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large
number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections
who can not remember what to do with them.
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