concon 1300cc Superstar
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A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival,
the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a
portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father. He asked if
they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of
it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining
that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever
experienced before. However, as the labour progressed, the husband felt
fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The
doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was
still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and
was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try
for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain
transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband
encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife
delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband
were ecstatic. When they got home, the postman was dead on the porch.
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Pain Transfer.... - Posted on 2005-01-31 16:41:51
hornyangel 1000cc Pro Racer
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ROFL........... very very good concon, do you think they could tranfir the pain to Ian ?
Pain Transfer.... - Posted on 2005-01-31 16:54:16
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way of the mark there con. If men were to get pregnant and have kids, the world would be over populated with children. Pain, i doubt it, u try living with a woman, now thats pain, real pain, lol
Pain Transfer.... - Posted on 2005-01-31 17:01:13
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Oi Horny..............
Bad enough i have to live with ya woman let alone take ya pain as well..........
Anyways I've done my bit the rest is up to you...........
Ian
Pain Transfer.... - Posted on 2005-01-31 17:19:15
scunjee 1300cc Superstar
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horney...pain transfer is easy.... on yer final push...kick ninj in the nads...guaranteed no babies for a while and it'll make ya feel better hun
Pain Transfer.... - Posted on 2005-01-31 18:04:49
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Funny......... real funny - But you guy's didn't have to get rid of the body AND we no longer get our mail delivered !!!
Pain Transfer.... - Posted on 2005-01-31 19:48:55
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nice one hahahaha
Pain Transfer.... - Posted on 2005-01-31 20:27:33
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made my gob laff...nice one
Pain Transfer.... - Posted on 2005-01-31 21:27:20
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pmsl@con very good wish there was such a thing then men would know what real pain is.
Pain Transfer.... - Posted on 2005-01-31 21:47:54
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psml
Pain Transfer.... - Posted on 2005-02-01 01:15:53
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Cute. Loved it and shared it.
Pain Transfer.... - Posted on 2005-02-01 06:12:57
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how can women comment on pain when they've never had a kick in the b#####cks ?
Pain Transfer.... - Posted on 2005-02-01 10:06:24
jayr1cooper 750cc Boy Racer
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very funny con but im with mac on this one you women can be a real pain when you want to be i know ive got one here and a 9 year old daughter who thinks shes a woman now thats a pain
Pain Transfer.... - Posted on 2005-02-01 10:25:53
hornyangel 1000cc Pro Racer
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Papa don't worry darlin your gonna feel pain when i go into labour!!
Don't you oi me it aint a pain to live with me MR!!!
Nick, when you get kicked in the Bollox....that is for a few min's of pain......what about these women who are in labour for 36 hour's...we could kick you over and over and then you may have some kinda idea what the pain is like!!
Pain Transfer.... - Posted on 2005-02-19 08:33:57
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pain! pah i once pulled a hair out of my nose, you women dont know your born! pmsl
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