embarrassing moment - Posted on 2005-01-15 01:32:07
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was 1987, bad accident, ended up in the hospital. To cut a long story short, i'd been in the hospital bed for quite a while, when the nurse decided it was time i went to the toilet. Laxative mr mac? I open my mouth wide. No mr mac, we will have to turn u over for this one, yip(straight up the ass). Will take 15 mins for this to work mr mac. 5mins later mac is squeeling like a pig, i need the toilet. We've run out of chairs mr mac. Well mac could barely walk. So they got 2 nurses to support me and they dragged me 2 the nearest toilet, which as it happened, were 16 beds away at the end of the corridor. Well i huffed and puffed and banged (out my ass) the whole way and exploded just as they set me on the toilet. Bloody embarrassing, tho the morphine helped. Well dont be shy, whats ur most embarrassing moment
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embarrassing moment - Posted on 2005-01-15 03:08:56
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oh dear lol i'll think of one i'm pissed at the mo tho lol
embarrassing moment - Posted on 2005-01-15 07:59:11
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similar story mac cept i was in traction and couldnt be dragged to a bog!
embarrassing moment - Posted on 2005-01-15 08:44:25
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most embarrassing moment.........let me think.. oh yeah when i was in hospital after having sarah. my sons PE teacher( bit of a hunk) was in for operation.he saw my son in corridor and asked what he was doing there, son said come to see my mom and new baby sister. so later that afternoon the PE teacher came to the maternity ward and asked to see me... nurses told him where i was in came in and sat on bed and there ii was with a screaming baby... a white nightie with pink spots and me boobies hangin out..... pretty embarrassing, and i still cringe when he comes to tescos.....
embarrassing moment - Posted on 2005-01-15 09:47:36
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mmm...... oh yeah i once got so drunk i shit maself......nobody really knew though so it wasn't that bad......just messed a bit thats all..........
embarrassing moment - Posted on 2005-01-15 10:59:17
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how come no-one noticed Si?? - do you usually smell like youv'e shit yourself lol!!
embarrassing moment - Posted on 2005-01-15 11:48:31
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Didnt embrass me at the time i was 11, but at a secondary school meeting i was handed a prospectus, i looked at it and asked my mum what prostitue meant, wasnt too bad we were only in a crowd of about 50 people..............i cring now , but then i didnt know, hehehehe
embarrassing moment - Posted on 2005-01-15 11:51:01
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One other that stands out, i was in hospital, had just cut me thumb off, and there was no way of putting it back on so was well pissed off.........then had to go to another hospital to have me nose straightened (been in a serious fight ect ect), they mixed all me drugs up, i was found walking thru the hospital naked @ 3 am in the morning.
How i got past the ward nurse she could not even explain.
Bring back youth i say.............
embarrassing moment - Posted on 2005-01-15 13:42:40
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It was late Jay everybody else was in bed.....and no i don't make a habit of smellin like shite lol
embarrassing moment - Posted on 2005-01-15 13:50:48
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ive never really had many embarrassing moments. but i suppose the worst was when i was about 10, i used to be an ice skater up till a few years ago. i was going in for an ice free test (jumps spins and stuff) I was so nervous i forgot to take me blade gaurds off (plastic blade covers) and natually i went strait on my arse in front of the judges with lots of shouts of laughter from the crowd.... i had to skate my test with two big wet patches on my knees. never did that again!!
embarrassing moment - Posted on 2005-01-15 15:52:12
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Mac .... My husband once broke his nose and had to have surgery to correct it. After he was released and we were sent home, I had to give him his drugs every 4 hours blah, blah, blah .... He was taking them with no problems (mind you he could speak or anything to protest) except when I got to the large bullet shaped medication in the foil wrapping (it was to relieve nausia). I tried to get him to open and his mouth and just clamped it shut and mumbled nuh uh, nuh uh, nuh uh. I got very upset with him because the doctor would not have prescribed them if he did not need them, etc.
I phoned the doctor to explain that he would not swallow them and asked if it was necessary for him to have them. They quickly explained that they were sapositories. (between fits of giggles!) I could have died!
Florence Nightingale, I am not!
embarrassing moment - Posted on 2005-01-15 18:09:19
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Not myself u understand,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,havin someone nicked..........leading someone on ................oops several peeps............carrying on the act...........sounds fishy to me!
embarrassing moment - Posted on 2005-01-15 18:58:32
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ill be brief....................me mam walked in on me havin a right good wank on a sunday morning,she just stood there for what seemed to be for ever then she turned and left me mid vinegar........we never spoke for about a week and a half....wouldnt want that on ya cv would ya
embarrassing moment - Posted on 2005-01-15 20:07:00
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i was taken my drivers test in 1990 . was so nervous the examier was asking me a question i went to answer but in stead of talking i puked all over him
guess what.............................. i failed............wonder why??
embarrassing moment - Posted on 2005-01-16 09:39:57
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pmsl@mike............and thoughs where just little hugs tae...............just wait till u get a reall big one!!
embarrassing moment - Posted on 2005-01-17 12:56:33
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After a heavy night on the red wine, vodka, lager and tequila (not so long ago) I stayed at a mates house.
In the morning I was awoken by her saying darling were you poorly in the night?
I replied no why?
She asked me to look to the side of the sofa (where I'd been sleeping), I did and to my surprise I'd been sick on her brand new cream coloured carpet (bearing in mind I'd been drinking red wine) and then proceeded to tread it through the bathroom!
I don't even remember getting up in the night let alone throwing up!!
I felt so bad that I cleaned it with vanish for about an hour (whilst constantly gagging), it's left a nice big pink stain and pink footprints all over the carpet. I did offer to have it professionally cleaned but she said no.... needless to say I haven't heard much from her since!!!
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