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pensions - Posted on 2005-01-14 19:34:15

weasleboy
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this has been sent to all company managers by the government. due to the current financial situation the governmant reccomends that you implement this scheme.for workers over the age of 40,the scheme will be known as r.a.p.e (retired aged perrsonnel early ) those selected for r.a.p.e can also apply to management to join the s.h.a.f.t scheme(special help after retirement ) persons who have been raped and shaftedwill be reviewed under the s.c.r.e.w scheme (scheme for retired early workers) an employee may only be raped once, shafted twice, but screwed as many times as management deems apprropriate. persons who have been raped can apply for aids (additional income for dependants or spouse) or herpes (half earnings for retired personnel early severance ) obviously persons who have aids or herpes will not be shafted or screwed any further by management. persons staying on will recive as much s.h.i.t ( special high intensity training) as possible. management has always prided its self ,for the amount of s.h.i.t it gives to staff. should you feel you do not recieve enough s.h.i.t .please bring the matter to the attention of your manager .he has been trained to give you all the s.h.i.t you can handle . 0

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	pensions - Posted on 2005-01-14 23:12:29
mathewp 400cc Rider Joined: Saturday, November 20, 2004 Posts: 70 Location: Warrington United Kingdom	Hey how did you cotton on to my pension scheme. The only good bet for an ealry retirement is a GSXR1000 with Yokohama tyres

	pensions - Posted on 2005-01-15 01:16:19
macr1 600cc Boy Racer Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 126 Location: belfast Ireland	sounds like your fookd next year then weasle, lol

	pensions - Posted on 2005-01-15 01:23:53
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	sorry all i heard was blah blah blah

	pensions - Posted on 2005-01-15 01:28:51
bear 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 5790 Location: cumbria United Kingdom	it would be funny if it wasnt rue. ahhhh fuck it its still funny. lol

	pensions - Posted on 2005-01-15 03:09:52
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	i apologise for that last post on here i was pissed and i didn't read it properly altho i am still pissed i have now read it properly and its very funny lol

	pensions - Posted on 2005-01-15 12:50:10
joeboxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, November 03, 2004 Posts: 2358 Location: Sheffield United Kingdom	very funny Weas - and bloody true!

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