best insults in the world - Posted on 2005-01-13 18:51:38
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1. He's as sharp as a beach ball.
2. Stupidity doesn't count as a handicap, park elsewhere.
3. I would engage in a battle of wits with you, but I refuse to duel with an unarmed person.
4. The proctologist called!...they found your head!
5. His elevator won't go to the top.
6. She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
7. People would follow him, but only out of morbid curiosity.
8. Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, you might leave a stain.
9. If ignorance is bliss you must be orgasmic!
10. Everyone has a photographic memory, you just don't have film.
11. You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance.
12. Just because your head is pointed, that doesn't mean you're sharp.
13. May your life be like toilet paper--long and useful.
14. If my dog looked as ugly as you, I'd shave its butt and teach him to walk around backwards!
15. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, you're abusing the privilege.
16. All foam, no beer.
17. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts you'd get change.
18. The wheel is turning but the hampster is dead
19. People like you should not be allowed to breed.
best insults in the world - Posted on 2005-01-13 20:25:30
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yep
but its still funny
best insults in the world - Posted on 2005-01-13 21:41:43
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yer but not everyone from here goes into HOS!
best insults in the world - Posted on 2005-01-14 11:47:57
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pmsl i like them lol
best insults in the world - Posted on 2005-01-14 13:50:37
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Was yer mother a weight lifter? she must have been to raise a dumbell like you !!!!!!!
best insults in the world - Posted on 2005-01-14 17:47:49
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the best one i got told was '' I'd rather fill a tissue''
best insults in the world - Posted on 2005-01-15 10:04:21
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another one which i like is ''How can u be that ugly with just one head?''
best insults in the world - Posted on 2005-01-15 10:12:35
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He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory
He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
I've changed my mind
Great, does the new one work any better ?
I don't like soup
I expect you can't get it to stay on the fork can you
Go and squirt lemon juice in your eyes
It's the only way we'll make you smart
Did she really call you a creep
Yes, she said I was lower than the fluff in an earthworms belly button
best insults in the world - Posted on 2005-01-15 10:27:00
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your so ugly the cow ask for its arse back
your mama's so fat her lover had to roll her in flour to find the wet patch
best insults in the world - Posted on 2005-01-15 21:17:49
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how to tell if someone is stupid...
tell them : did you know a light year is a year with 40% less calories in
if they reply 'really?' they are stupid.
i have hundreds of insults for people like you.... unfortunalty none of them are monocylibals, you wouldnt understand
best insults in the world - Posted on 2005-01-15 21:23:26
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did you have some kind of an accident when you were a kid? or were you just born that way?
best insults in the world - Posted on 2005-01-15 23:10:51
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Well?
best insults in the world - Posted on 2005-01-16 15:11:45
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How did the Grand Canyon come about?
A Scotsman lost a sixpence.
best insults in the world - Posted on 2005-01-16 15:21:45
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McLeod asked the conductor how much the bus fare into the city was. " Fifteen cents, " said the conductor. McLeod thought this was a bit much so he decided to run behind the bus for a few stops.
" How much is it now ? " he gasped. "
Still fifteen cents, " said the conductor.
McLeod ran three further stops behind the bus and was barely able to ask the conductor again what the fare was now. "
Twenty cents, " said the conductor. " You're running in the wrong direction."
best insults in the world - Posted on 2005-01-16 15:22:21
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Teacher: " What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested ? "
Little Sandy: " A teacher."
best insults in the world - Posted on 2005-01-17 13:01:25
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Rob and me find that "Fuck off" said with alot of emotion usually works! lol
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