101 Uses for a Ducati Monster 600........... - Posted on 2005-12-18 17:56:24
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Since I can't ride the thing I might as well do something else with it ......... any ideas?
Waits for the barrage of bad Ducati Jokes!.................................................
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101 Uses for a Ducati Monster 600........... - Posted on 2005-12-18 17:57:25
ton_up 1300cc Superstar
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I know I'm talking to myself, but next door's cat seems to enjoy sitting on it and then puking big fur balls down the cover.
so,
1 - Cat armchair/puke bucket
101 Uses for a Ducati Monster 600........... - Posted on 2005-12-18 20:20:39
KaptainKwak 1300cc Superstar
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Has it got any holes to put flowers in it?
101 Uses for a Ducati Monster 600........... - Posted on 2005-12-18 20:44:33
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Attach blades to the back and use it as a lawn mower!! :)
101 Uses for a Ducati Monster 600........... - Posted on 2005-12-19 18:35:23
rev_ 1300cc Superstar
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errr..screech into work...jump over the silly pot plant/small ramp and use it as a paperweight......the bright red paintjob(?) will likely as not hide your embarrasment for ever buying one!!!
failing that......clean it and sell it!! loads of silly idiots looking on ebay for any kind of xmas pressie or boys toys............
101 Uses for a Ducati Monster 600........... - Posted on 2005-12-19 18:49:05
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bury it.... i'm sure they'll have a good laff in the future tryin to work out what it did
101 Uses for a Ducati Monster 600........... - Posted on 2005-12-20 18:25:12
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Park in back garden and train sweet peas or honeysuckle over it.
It'll make a lovely conversation point/ feature in the summer and may even score you an invitation to Chelsea.
101 Uses for a Ducati Monster 600........... - Posted on 2005-12-21 12:48:05
ton_up 1300cc Superstar
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lol, I like them all (especially Scunjee's) I could bury some really random objects with it, like a yoghurt pot and a dog lead and then they'll think it's some bizarre ritual when they uncover it in a zillion years - tops!!
101 Uses for a Ducati Monster 600........... - Posted on 2005-12-21 12:49:41
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Give it to me............
101 Uses for a Ducati Monster 600........... - Posted on 2005-12-21 13:50:44
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you could put it in the front room and use it as a novelty coffee table
or even keep it the back yard an charge kids to play on it like a clibing frame
101 Uses for a Ducati Monster 600........... - Posted on 2005-12-18 17:56:24
101 Uses for a Ducati Monster 600........... - Posted on 2005-12-19 18:35:23
