1 for the girls..... - Posted on 2005-12-09 16:13:32
rhona1975 1300cc Superstar
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NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
Sign up early and get a discount on registration
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS –DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/ FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other – Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming – Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercise, meditation and breathing exercises
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your diary or palmtop to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
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1 for the girls..... - Posted on 2005-12-09 18:25:34
sublime 1000cc Pro Racer
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last time i do your fecking dishes!!!!!! pmsl
1 for the girls..... - Posted on 2005-12-09 20:02:58
rhona1975 1300cc Superstar
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Aw c'mon Sub, you know the rules in ma house! That doorstep's chilly this time of year, lol
1 for the girls..... - Posted on 2005-12-09 20:22:36
catherine 1300cc Superstar
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lol.....gonna send that to my ex!!!!!
1 for the girls..... - Posted on 2005-12-09 23:09:35
scunjee 1300cc Superstar
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thank feck theres no more room on the course.... anyways i'm the perfick man.... **yells** wifey, where the bleedin dictionary gone????