"" A grils night out"" pmsl - Posted on 2005-11-28 13:56:37
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Check out this report of a woman's night out...
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos
= MIDNIGHT! HaHaHa
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight".
He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, "Oh FU**.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted."
Regards
fbb
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"" A grils night out"" pmsl - Posted on 2005-11-28 15:52:54
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roflmbolloxoff
"" A grils night out"" pmsl - Posted on 2005-11-28 17:50:38
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Poor bloke.. that cuckoo must.. er... "cuckoo" every hour, that means her husband would never get a good night's rest if he wakes everytime it makes a noise.
"" A grils night out"" pmsl - Posted on 2005-11-28 19:25:27
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Hey at least it sounds like hes got a sense of humour!
roflmfao while pmsl !!!!!!!
"" A grils night out"" pmsl - Posted on 2005-11-29 00:21:38
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i do REALLY love you! ahhhh pmsl!
"" A grils night out"" pmsl - Posted on 2005-11-30 08:17:25
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aww fanx gixxer me wuves ya too......xxlol
"" A grils night out"" pmsl - Posted on 2005-11-30 08:53:14
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roflmao!! very good
"" A grils night out"" pmsl - Posted on 2005-11-30 09:21:41
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That was a cracker FBB. Keep it up hun.
How ya doin yourself?
"" A grils night out"" pmsl - Posted on 2005-12-01 12:00:14
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im getting there kapt though it is taking a wee bit of time
"" A grils night out"" pmsl - Posted on 2005-12-01 12:01:46
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Make sure you keep battling hun!
The doc gave me Dad 5 years to be wheelchair bound. He was a stubborn get and not only was he still walking 25 years later, he was still at work!
Please, please keep your spirits up and fight on! Its mind over matter!
"" A grils night out"" pmsl - Posted on 2005-12-03 20:30:47
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im trying so hard too but some times i feel like throwing in the towel :-(((
"" A grils night out"" pmsl - Posted on 2005-12-04 14:44:41
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girls night out girls night out wtf get back in that kitchen an who said you could put shues on ffs ....... right im off to hide ....... get well soon fbb dont give up healing takes time
"" A grils night out"" pmsl - Posted on 2005-12-04 15:15:51
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Never throw the towel in hun. NEVER! Do you hear me?
"" A grils night out"" pmsl - Posted on 2005-12-04 18:31:27
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ROFLMAO ...why is it, that when we pissed up we think we are so quiet!!! that was soooo funi...loved it...
"" A grils night out"" pmsl - Posted on 2005-12-04 21:58:16
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that is brill fbb, must remember that one lol all the best xxxxxxx
"" A grils night out"" pmsl - Posted on 2005-11-28 13:56:37
"" A grils night out"" pmsl - Posted on 2005-11-28 15:52:54
"" A grils night out"" pmsl - Posted on 2005-11-28 17:50:38
"" A grils night out"" pmsl - Posted on 2005-11-28 19:25:27
"" A grils night out"" pmsl - Posted on 2005-11-29 00:21:38
"" A grils night out"" pmsl - Posted on 2005-12-03 20:30:47
