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chat up lines!!! - Posted on 2004-12-29 14:36:54
realslapper 600cc Boy Racer
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shy me ass
chat up lines!!! - Posted on 2004-12-29 16:16:22
Roeby 1300cc Superstar
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did it hurt when u fell from heaven?? oh dear a boy used this on my 12 year old her reply was ............ no cos when i saw u i was walking on air lol
chat up lines!!! - Posted on 2004-12-29 17:33:24
scunjee 1300cc Superstar
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(overheard whilst a bird, with amazing errrr chests, was talking to her m8 at a party in thailand a few years ago)," I've had enough of men, all the ones i've had, have been bloody useless in bed, i think i'm going to turn lesbian!"
to which i answered, "well babe, you've never tried it with a welshman!"
***CAUTION*** do not try this line, its bloody effective.... how do i know this? i ended up marrying the lass a couple of months ago.....doh
chat up lines!!! - Posted on 2004-12-29 18:33:47
Severian 1000cc Pro Racer
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Hi, whats your name? crap music aint it? id murder for a bit of Immortal. A drink? sure id love one. ...... works everytime
chat up lines!!! - Posted on 2004-12-29 19:35:01
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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Yes exaclty
chat up lines!!! - Posted on 2004-12-29 20:08:18
realslapper 600cc Boy Racer
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trust u mike to come up with them
chat up lines!!! - Posted on 2004-12-29 22:48:40
realslapper 600cc Boy Racer
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erm does that mean ure stuck for words for once lol
chat up lines!!! - Posted on 2004-12-30 00:12:33
realslapper 600cc Boy Racer
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lmao thought so would need 2 gag u
chat up lines!!! - Posted on 2004-12-30 06:31:17
notsokwiknick 1000cc Pro Racer
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How about the blunt approach "how about u n me having rampant no holds barred no strings attached sex, i wont even tell you my name"
chat up lines!!! - Posted on 2004-12-30 11:49:43
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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"do you give head" worked for me once, oh and i bet a m8 a certain girl would go out with me, offered her half the winnings if she did, after 11 yrs together we divorced this yr pmsl...........
chat up lines!!! - Posted on 2004-12-30 12:00:04
bubblesloves69 1300cc Superstar
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I like the blunt approach too Nik.
"Crikey it's crap here, fancy a f*ck?" always worked for me and even when it didn't I hadn't spent half of my night wondering.... it's a great way to break the ice too!!!
chat up lines!!! - Posted on 2004-12-30 15:09:33
nano 125cc Learner
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Is your name spanner coz when i saw you my nuts tightened, i know a man who used this line and married the girl he used it on, she must be sad
chat up lines!!! - Posted on 2004-12-30 22:53:18
rubber 600cc Boy Racer
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a good chat up line is
I'm desperate you look depraved and i will pay.....
chat up lines!!! - Posted on 2004-12-31 12:20:55
realslapper 600cc Boy Racer
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what happened to the old way of hittin them on a head with something and draggin them home
chat up lines!!! - Posted on 2004-12-29 00:14:43
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chat up lines!!! - Posted on 2004-12-29 13:05:40
chat up lines!!! - Posted on 2004-12-29 14:36:54
chat up lines!!! - Posted on 2004-12-29 16:16:22
chat up lines!!! - Posted on 2004-12-29 17:33:24
chat up lines!!! - Posted on 2004-12-30 06:31:17
chat up lines!!! - Posted on 2004-12-30 12:00:04
