bear 1300cc Superstar
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and who shall be the room one poet lauriete (dunno if that spelt right). not me thats for sure. couldnt make up stuff like that if my life depended on it.
there was a young lass from nantucket
whos favorite saying was fuck it
till along came one day
a bloke on a sleigh
and promptly hit her with a bucket
see told you!!!!!!!!!
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poetry? - Posted on 2004-12-23 09:20:35
the_grim_reaper 1000cc Pro Racer
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Or me:
There was a young man from nantucket,
Whose c**K was so long, he could suck it,
He said with a grin,
as he sucked his foreskin,
If my ear was a c**t, I would f**k it
poetry? - Posted on 2004-12-23 09:41:26
mathewp 400cc Rider
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Mary had a little black dress.
With a split right up the front
every time she took a step
You could see her thigh
poetry? - Posted on 2004-12-23 12:09:32
Severian 1000cc Pro Racer
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i am a little mouse called keith,
i circumsise men with my teeth,
i dont do it for leisure, or sexual pleasure,
i do it for the cheese underneath!!!
poetry? - Posted on 2004-12-23 12:10:32
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mary had a little lamb,
she kept it in a bucket,
and everytime the lamb got out,
the dog would try to..... help it back in!
mary had a little lamb,
she also had a duck,
she put them on the mantle piece,
to see if they would....fall off!
poetry? - Posted on 2004-12-23 13:46:21
firebladebabe 1300cc Superstar
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humpty dumpty sat on the bed
little boopeep was giving him head
when started to come
little boo peep
start to creet
because by the taste she could tell
hed been shagging her sheep
poetry? - Posted on 2004-12-23 13:49:09
firebladebabe 1300cc Superstar
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mary had a little pig
who wouldnt stop its grunting
so she took it up a close one day
and kicked its little c**t in
poetry? - Posted on 2004-12-24 08:53:02
the_grim_reaper 1000cc Pro Racer
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Mary had a little bike,
She rode it back to front,
every time she pulled the brake,
the seat went up her c***
poetry? - Posted on 2004-12-24 14:24:01
Severian 1000cc Pro Racer
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HAHAHAHA nice one mike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do another!!
poetry? - Posted on 2004-12-23 05:43:33
poetry? - Posted on 2004-12-23 12:09:32
poetry? - Posted on 2004-12-23 13:46:21
