Where is my poet ? - Posted on 2004-12-18 07:37:57
hornyangel 1000cc Pro Racer
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PALE...................where are you ???
Your number one fan is missing your poem's.....(CRYS)
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Where is my poet ? - Posted on 2004-12-18 14:26:43
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Angel was so horny,stunning and slim,
Then she met ninja, all fugly grey and grim,
Twas a cold night, when ninja took flight
Wressled angel down, but she put up a good fight.
The result of course, was loads of remorse,
Cos the angels belly was full up, and preggers, all because.........
Heheheheh
Where is my poet ? - Posted on 2004-12-18 15:52:30
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There was a young bike chick named 'Horny'
Who fell for the old and the corny,
When Ninja walked up
And squeezed both her pups,
She yelled 'why didn't somebody warn me?'
Where is my poet ? - Posted on 2004-12-18 18:09:42
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The ninja was mean, the ninja was green
He went right up to horny`s spleen
Her Father went mad, and was sad
Angel had screamed, and not for her dad
Ninja had to have breakfast, stifleing a grin
Angels dad knew he had been in.......
There is a moral to this story.
Dont fall for the morning glory..............................
Where is my poet ? - Posted on 2004-12-18 19:13:52
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Fekin brill Ox................pmsl
Although the second line in the First verse sounds like Kez met 4 peeps from the site........
Me, Fugly (Ox) Grey (Scunj) and not least Grim.......hehehehe
but all the same very good m8.....lol
Ian
Where is my poet ? - Posted on 2004-12-18 20:34:50
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Angel on the table, At 10 to 2,(her legs if ya dont have children)
Pushing and sweating, hopefully not following thru.
Ninja ya bastard is the theme,
Angel is in a dream
The work is hard the pushing tough,
Hey u had a bit of rough.
Nows the time to clench ya cheeks,
hope ya bladder never leaks.
Childbirth is easy,
Its the growing years that make ya queasy.
Angel xxxx
ox
Dont hold ninjas hand too hard, he will yelp
Where is my poet ? - Posted on 2004-12-18 22:03:47
hornyangel 1000cc Pro Racer
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ROFL..............What have i started hay ???
I must say ox they are very good.........put a big smile on my face...
Where is my poet ? - Posted on 2004-12-18 22:05:24
hornyangel 1000cc Pro Racer
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Send kisses too Mike....of course it will
Where is my poet ? - Posted on 2004-12-19 12:33:03
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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Mike the bike, hardly a tec,
Has a grey beard, with a black spec.
His only Triumph, goes like stink.
Then again its coloured PINK.
He met Julia on a folly,
Then guess what, they had Holly.
All in all it goes to show
Dont be shaggin in the snow........
Where is my poet ? - Posted on 2004-12-20 14:44:01
Pale_Rider 400cc Rider
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Once upon a time I met a horse
Some what normal to the eye of course
Until the time came that horse I rode
Then it was my blood that ran cold
For together, we moved as one
A friendship only just begun
Neath me her movement not robotic
It became something more exotic
Form her wooden state she had risen
To by my partner unbidden
No longer a school horse was she
Suddenly aware of what she could be
And when I looked into her eyes
What I saw was a surprise
For when I looked I saw pain
A sight that I could not see again
‘Please help.’ She said to me
‘Please help me be free’
With my heart lost what could I do
But only to give her life anew
To set her free I did what I could
It was all that I knew I should
So I did just that I set her free
For in her eyes I saw me
Where is my poet ? - Posted on 2004-12-20 16:47:33
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Oi Pale, sod off, ya made our eforts look shite :-)
Where is my poet ? - Posted on 2004-12-20 17:55:20
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Yep, and dont you forget it, pmsl
Mikes a poet and he dont know it..........
Where is my poet ? - Posted on 2004-12-21 13:42:33
Pale_Rider 400cc Rider
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sorry ox mate....pmsl
have been experiancing some techinical difficulties getting connected to the net. normal service will be resumed asap.
thank you my fans every where ;-)
Where is my poet ? - Posted on 2004-12-18 07:37:57
Where is my poet ? - Posted on 2004-12-18 14:26:43
Where is my poet ? - Posted on 2004-12-18 19:13:52
Where is my poet ? - Posted on 2004-12-19 12:33:03
Where is my poet ? - Posted on 2004-12-21 13:42:33
