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The Kiss ... - Posted on 2011-01-31 22:57:20

Martin
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A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off
a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity he asked ...
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says ...
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had.
That's a real talent you are wasting.
You could be famous why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

--

Martin ☺

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	The Kiss ... - Posted on 2011-02-01 20:19:02
Kawaha 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, February 10, 2006 Posts: 627 Location: Suffolk United Kingdom	Door's over there Mart -------> get ya coat! --

	The Kiss ... - Posted on 2011-02-01 22:03:38
Martin 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, November 27, 2004 Posts: 3628 Location: Kent United Kingdom	Ooooer ... Have I Pulled ? rofl -- Martin ☺

	The Kiss ... - Posted on 2011-02-02 19:33:12
Kawaha 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, February 10, 2006 Posts: 627 Location: Suffolk United Kingdom	lol.... that wasn't an invitation! ;-) --

	The Kiss ... - Posted on 2011-02-04 10:35:36
spacie 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Tuesday, January 24, 2006 Posts: 238 Location: Ipswich United Kingdom	oh dear............... I pop in to see whats happening..and I get this ...roflmao!!!!!!!! Was funnt tho xxxxx -- With pure power...a strong mind and a good heart, a person is capable of anything they will to be.

	The Kiss ... - Posted on 2011-02-04 14:54:21
hammerntongs 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 1492 Location: all of it Thailand	had an experence somthing like that in bangkok tho it wasent a kis id askd for mmmmmmmmmmm -- the grass may verry well be greener on the other side of the fence but its just as hard to cut

	The Kiss ... - Posted on 2011-02-05 01:47:04
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	So hows the sex change gone then? -- I like long walks,especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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