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Just in case the women go off on one this Xmas - Posted on 2010-12-06 19:28:10

the_ox
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Mens Rules
We always hear "the rules" from the female point of view... Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!

Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

--

I like long walks,especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

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	Just in case the women go off on one this Xmas - Posted on 2010-12-06 21:40:01
Martin 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, November 27, 2004 Posts: 3628 Location: Kent United Kingdom	lol -- Martin ☺

	Just in case the women go off on one this Xmas - Posted on 2010-12-06 22:52:43
bill 125cc Learner Joined: Saturday, June 18, 2005 Posts: 17 Location: Volendam Netherlands	Is this quite funny, wrong i am thinking but still funny. -- If its kinky its fun,

	Just in case the women go off on one this Xmas - Posted on 2010-12-07 13:05:28
ladyon2wheels 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, March 02, 2010 Posts: 733 Location: kansas city United States	what kind of pussy relationships have you been in anyway ox? -- Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul ...

	Just in case the women go off on one this Xmas - Posted on 2010-12-07 15:06:36
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	Well a good one to start with, produced two fine sons and found out the godfather was shaggin the wife. How`s the dog? :P -- I like long walks,especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

	Just in case the women go off on one this Xmas - Posted on 2010-12-08 12:25:37
ladyon2wheels 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, March 02, 2010 Posts: 733 Location: kansas city United States	love u ox...sorry for the relationship comment...i married into a pretty pussied situation myself at one time...eh...live and learn, anyway...it was the best attempt at a poke in the ribs i could give you after your masterpiece headliner... xx -- Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul ...

	Just in case the women go off on one this Xmas - Posted on 2010-12-08 17:39:38
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	Hey, not to worry xxxx -- I like long walks,especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

	Just in case the women go off on one this Xmas - Posted on 2010-12-09 19:27:14
tonto 400cc Rider Joined: Tuesday, December 16, 2008 Posts: 70 Location: toronto Canada	here ox this song is called the man song lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeznTN0YW-4 --

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