Pulling the birds..... - Posted on 2010-10-10 11:28:51
Black_Sabbath21 750cc Boy Racer
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The idea behind this one is basically to post your best chat up lines to pull the birds with, which ever one i deem the best i shall use when i'm "out on the TAPP" and inform you of the results.
Just to get the ball rolling.....
"hey sweetheart, do you wanna play soldier? yeah i lay down and you blow the f*** outta me!"
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"Security" isn't a dirty word...."Crevice" is a dirty word. Now "leak" is a positively discusting word!
Pulling the birds..... - Posted on 2010-10-12 22:57:52
ohsomadeddie 1300cc Superstar
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do ya wanna come on my boat?
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IM NOT A COMPLETE IDIOT...SOME PARTS ARE MISSING
póg mo thóin
Pulling the birds..... - Posted on 2010-10-14 12:33:34
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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Funny enough,its generally the women who ask me out!!
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If you can keep your head while all about you are losing theirs, you probably haven't grasped the seriousness of the situation!
Pulling the birds..... - Posted on 2010-10-14 12:57:01
ladyon2wheels 1300cc Superstar
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you're such a stud ox
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If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician's tape it's serious.
Pulling the birds..... - Posted on 2010-10-14 14:54:01
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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Just saying it as it is.
Ex wife asked me out.
Previous long term G/F asked me out.
Previous previous`s asked me out :D
Some on here past would be surprised on/at certain "requests".
Last woman I asked out was a m8`s sister, divorced. Took her by surprise as she said she had not been asked out since the divorce. Turned out to be a good evening ( nice meal,good company) but awkward as her brother is a good friend and so is she really. We left it at that, was around her house other week. Just friends is better I think, would have been silly to spoil that.
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If you can keep your head while all about you are losing theirs, you probably haven't grasped the seriousness of the situation!
Pulling the birds..... - Posted on 2010-10-15 09:38:58
notsokwiknick 1000cc Pro Racer
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how about
If you spend the night with me tonight I will guarantee you the best sex of your life, and if its not I,ll give you your money back.
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only the good die young thats why im old
Pulling the birds..... - Posted on 2010-10-16 00:09:34
rsvar7 1300cc Superstar
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you seem magnetically attracted to me ....iv always loved a woman in uniform ....but u can take the cuffs off me now if u want
dam u know the moment i saw ur halo burning round ur ankles i knew u just loved a challenge
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grab em by the danglies..and lets go for it...ding dong
Pulling the birds..... - Posted on 2010-10-16 00:28:13
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