my attempt at a joke - Posted on 2010-10-02 21:59:52
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a friend says they had a walk-in shower fitted. i said ''how did you used to get in''?
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my attempt at a joke - Posted on 2010-10-03 02:16:56
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er...i dont get it...i'll post back when it comes to me..goot attempt btw
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my attempt at a joke - Posted on 2010-10-03 09:44:30
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Hop?
Sorry, bad - bad leg joke.
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my attempt at a joke - Posted on 2010-10-03 09:50:51
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ill try better next time lol i remember you from a couple of years ago on here ox. sorry to hear about the leg ox.
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my attempt at a joke - Posted on 2010-10-03 10:44:31
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Ta, its a ongoing thing really. Broke the fooker 6 or 7 times now!!!
Football, Basketball and bikes are to blame, oh yeah and the rabbit hole I fell into when paint balling!
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my attempt at a joke - Posted on 2010-10-03 19:12:37
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feckin ouch, twice would be bad. or even once lol
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my attempt at a joke - Posted on 2010-10-03 23:06:25
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Quick list; Left ankle 6 or 7 times right 4 times ( Footie bikes basketball) fractured skull (bike accident) displaced kneecaps (GSX750 into side of car @70mph, woman driver pulled out!) All fingers broken (Football-Goalkeeper) Chopped off thumb ( bike, thru chain and sprockets) Collar bone( 18 ft head first fall off rope swing @ adventure playground). loads of stitches from various stuff ( Cricket bat to head ( wicket keeper))
Stabbed once ( but bloke who did it had both arms broken , if your gonna stab me kill me or your in trouble!). Tooth kicked out of mouth (Goalkeeper) I`m sure there is more, but i`m tired and the tramadol has kicked in!!!
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my attempt at a joke - Posted on 2010-10-04 06:46:00
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oh so just a couple of miner bruises and grazes then eh? lol. wow ox man its a miracle ya still here mate. i bet after all that stuff you can take hangovers pretty well
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my attempt at a joke - Posted on 2010-10-04 15:45:33
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wow ox, you are STRONG LIKE BULL then eh!
umm sponge?? are you gonna post the punchline anytime soon errr?? lol
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my attempt at a joke - Posted on 2010-10-05 01:19:27
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thank you tonto!! with all the gushing over poor oxy...i hated to ask
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my attempt at a joke - Posted on 2010-10-05 07:27:47
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thought i did lol
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my attempt at a joke - Posted on 2010-10-05 08:24:45
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I`m still waiting for it too!
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my attempt at a joke - Posted on 2010-10-05 13:28:41
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well then spongebob, either you gave it to us and we didnt get it...or...
it was a really bad joke : P
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my attempt at a joke - Posted on 2010-10-05 14:12:16
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get me some turtle soup ! and make it snappy!!!!!
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my attempt at a joke - Posted on 2010-10-05 17:40:44
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it was a really bad attempt at a joke for me. however i do have some really cool jokes but they are a bit long
my attempt at a joke - Posted on 2010-10-02 21:59:52
my attempt at a joke - Posted on 2010-10-05 07:27:47
my attempt at a joke - Posted on 2010-10-05 17:40:44
