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Well, i got the bandit back on the road after i rebuild the top end, sprayed it satin black ofcourse! (looks mean with the red frame).
Went to work at 6am n it died on me on the A1 (thats the main road that runs through "merry old england land" for our yankee counterparts), i waited 3 hours for my recovery service and a council worker wacking weeds walked past, he enquired "broke down mate?" to which i replied "NO! im part of the A1 scenic appreciation society!".
The guy looked at me as if i was a right ****...now this is true most of the time i grant you.
But why is it people get offended when you give 'em a stupid answer to a stupid question?
Turns out the reason it conked out was because the fuel line got pinched when i put the tank back on, took it off n re-routed it meself, told AA not to bother heh heh.
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Break Down - Posted on 2010-04-24 20:45:18
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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You muppet!
If you have never worked on something like that or are unsure before you strip it down take a picture of it as you go. Stops errors like that.
Your right though A1 is s ***FILTERED WORD*** e road. If you meet someone cutting its grass, expect stoopid questions pmsl.
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Break Down - Posted on 2010-04-24 21:02:08
Black_Sabbath21 750cc Boy Racer
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lol aye i suppose your right!
oh n it wasnt a question of "dont know what im doing".
You forget mate i spend my days of in a motorcycle garage so it was more of a one off mistake more than owt....
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Break Down - Posted on 2010-04-24 21:06:14
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Okay, a slight error in choice of words there.
You know when I work ( stillawaiting the kin operation) I have to deal with piles of badly wired things. The trick is to know what was where b4 you started. Why I love the Blackberry I treated myself to. Great pics.
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Break Down - Posted on 2010-04-24 21:10:37
Black_Sabbath21 750cc Boy Racer
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fair eneugh mate.
blackberry eh? oooh get you! i got (wait for it)....an asda's own mobile! £15 n that had a fiver credit on it, still it rings n text so thats all i need.
I would enter into that mazumamobile website bbut i get the feeling i'de end up owing them money.
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Break Down - Posted on 2010-04-24 21:25:03
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Got it cos of the op, thought the first would keep me in hossie over xmas so needed the email/surf capabilities of it too ( all free in the package).
Its the ikkle one like the size of a Nokia, not the fat bastid most use.
Does all it says on the box and more if you d/l the freebies from the Blackberry site :D
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Break Down - Posted on 2010-04-24 21:55:01
Black_Sabbath21 750cc Boy Racer
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dont knock mobiles the size of bricks! if you/me decides to take up seal clubbing in alakska then they can work for ya n prolly pay for themselves in seal pelts!
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Break Down - Posted on 2010-04-24 21:57:24
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PMSL, my first mobile was the "Brick" size of a car batetr with a normal handset attached on top!
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Break Down - Posted on 2010-04-24 23:40:34
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worse things happen at sea
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Break Down - Posted on 2010-04-25 00:06:22
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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Your right, ask the crew of the Titanic!
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Break Down - Posted on 2010-04-25 07:40:35
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DOH YOU PRAT LOL
on a serious note theres nowt worse then wen ya prefered steed chugs to a halt at the side of any road espically if its your fault and yeah the a1 is crap below washington not so bad goin past the angel and the valley as its quite open and allows for a "spirited ride" traffic permitting
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Break Down - Posted on 2010-04-25 19:58:24
ladyon2wheels 1300cc Superstar
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do tell, billy...
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Break Down - Posted on 2010-04-27 11:13:04
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Lol Sabb, but yeah man I can see how it happened, the tabs at the side of the tank that slip under the side pannels are a bitch, you spend all your time making sure your not scratchin the $hit out of your paintwork that snagging the fuel line is easier than you may think, still, ya gotta laugh !
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Break Down - Posted on 2010-04-27 18:25:24
Black_Sabbath21 750cc Boy Racer
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to be honest adz i couldnt be arsed taking every panel off to get to the fuel line, so i scratched the ***FILTERED WORD*** out of my new paint n put stickers over the scratches lol
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Break Down - Posted on 2010-04-28 08:55:32
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Ahh the old stickeroo eh?, a carefully placed sticker saves the day again !!! lol
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Break Down - Posted on 2010-04-28 22:12:41
ladyon2wheels 1300cc Superstar
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that's what she said..
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