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catholic woman - Posted on 2009-10-25 18:00:21

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our Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks
into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a
room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room
everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a
room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four
men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist
and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

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If you see good in everyone....then you haven't met everyone yet

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	catholic woman - Posted on 2009-11-04 02:21:52
tonto 400cc Rider Joined: Tuesday, December 16, 2008 Posts: 70 Location: toronto Canada	an oldie but a goodie Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes," said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief and asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Doberman Jesus." --

	catholic woman - Posted on 2009-11-06 01:17:30
billythekid 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Monday, November 01, 2004 Posts: 292 Location: kirk michael United Kingdom	im a proddy dog --

	catholic woman - Posted on 2009-11-06 01:17:30
billythekid 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Monday, November 01, 2004 Posts: 292 Location: kirk michael United Kingdom	im a proddy dog --

	catholic woman - Posted on 2009-11-06 05:24:20
tonto 400cc Rider Joined: Tuesday, December 16, 2008 Posts: 70 Location: toronto Canada	k I"LL BITE what's a proddy dog ....being canookian and all i dunno I know what a* pretty dog *is! my lil weiner dog Bernice she is a supermodel of weiner dogs!!!! lol the cutest of the cutiest!! --

	catholic woman - Posted on 2009-11-09 21:28:30
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 16, 2005 Posts: 1078 Location: Coventry: Why? United Kingdom	An protestant. -- Semper in excreta somus solus profundum variat

	catholic woman - Posted on 2009-11-09 22:34:16
gfisher 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 Posts: 2725 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	and often a supporter of the famous Glasgow Rangers FC -- and your point is................?

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