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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.
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> She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You b*****ds who want off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are getting on, get on now, 'cos we're going down the tracks'.
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> The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS.
> When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.'
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> Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
> 'All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you.
> We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.'
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> She hears the little boy continue,
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> 'For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train.
> We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'
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> As the mother began to smile, the child added...........
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> 'For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat controller in the kitchen.
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Train set joke - Posted on 2009-10-25 17:57:59
