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To the Govertment - Posted on 2009-10-03 09:51:16

hastie
750cc Boy Racer

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Posts: 195
Location:
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United Kingdom

Dear Mr. Darling,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing Britain's economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force. - Pay them £1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new British CAR. Twenty million cars ordered – Car Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage – Housing Crisis fixed.

4) They must send their kids to school/college/university - Crime rate fixed

5) Buy £50 of alcohol/tobacco a week. There's your money back in duty/tax etc

It can't get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances

Regards

Hastie

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	To the Govertment - Posted on 2009-10-03 11:55:44
philpass 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Sunday, January 16, 2005 Posts: 188 Location: dewsbury United Kingdom	im 51,sounds reasonable to me,where do i sign. -- help! the squirrels are coming!!!!!

	To the Govertment - Posted on 2009-10-03 12:14:39
gfisher 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 Posts: 2725 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	way hay----Im in. can you spend more than £50 per week on alchohol? -- and your point is................?

	To the Govertment - Posted on 2009-10-05 00:45:59
gixxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 Posts: 1563 Location: sheffield United Kingdom	we can but try...... -- 'it wasnt me! i only just got here!'

	To the Govertment - Posted on 2009-10-05 00:46:38
gixxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 Posts: 1563 Location: sheffield United Kingdom	british car? do they still make 'em? -- 'it wasnt me! i only just got here!'

	To the Govertment - Posted on 2009-10-05 00:49:44
billythekid 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Monday, November 01, 2004 Posts: 292 Location: kirk michael United Kingdom	everybody hurts sometimes --

	To the Govertment - Posted on 2009-10-10 13:08:05
Black_Sabbath21 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Friday, April 24, 2009 Posts: 194 Location: Washington United Kingdom	Hmmm, im 22, n i reckon by the time i'm 50 then a millions squids will only get me a decent night out..... hurray for all the current oldies though! -- Somedays i'de rather be on my bike thinking about sex, than having sex n' thinking about my bike!

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