crap but bet u laugh! lol - Posted on 2009-09-07 07:57:49
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A woman was in the dock for shoplifting.
looking through her file,the judge said to her"I believe you stole a tin of peaches"
The woman replied"yes your honour"
he asked how many peaches were in the tin to which she replied "4"
"I therefore pass a 1 month custodial sentence for every peach in the tin" and he banged the hammer on the bench
As she was being taken down,her husband who was in the gallery stands up and shouts"she stole a tin of pea,s as well your honour"