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The Indian with one testical - Posted on 2009-07-21 18:11:43

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There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that
name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally
cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone
again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called
him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird
forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He
jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
the forest where he made love to her all day and
all night. He made love to her all the next day,
until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what
he promised he would do. Years went by and no
one dared call him by his given name until a woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him
and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
then he made love to her all day, made love to her all
night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

?

Why ???

OH, come on... take a guess !!!

Think about it !!!

You're going to love this !!!

?
Everyone knows...

You can't kill Two Birds
with OneStone !!!

--

If you can keep your head while all about you are losing theirs, you probably haven't grasped the seriousness of the situation!

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	The Indian with one testical - Posted on 2009-07-21 19:50:28
Black_Sabbath21 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Friday, April 24, 2009 Posts: 194 Location: Washington United Kingdom	Thats prolly the first decent joke ive heard for a while actually.... -- Somedays i'de rather be on my bike thinking about sex, than having sex n' thinking about my bike!

	The Indian with one testical - Posted on 2009-07-22 10:30:01
gixxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 Posts: 1563 Location: sheffield United Kingdom	a waste of part of my life! -- 'it wasnt me! i only just got here!'

	The Indian with one testical - Posted on 2009-07-24 09:17:20
sprag 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Saturday, March 24, 2007 Posts: 183 Location: leicester United Kingdom	hahahahahahahaha nice one. Thank you very much for making me laugh as my life has been pretty naff these last few years. -- They told me I was a failure so I tried to live up to it.

	The Indian with one testical - Posted on 2009-07-24 22:32:02
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	pmsl i like it xx -- The best things in life have 2 wheels

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