Calling all girlies! - Posted on 2009-07-19 22:22:31
Soft_Lass_1 400cc Rider
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OK girlies i need yr help in answerin one of lifes unfathomable questions .. how comes when summit upsets us we turn to food for comfort .. so far tonight (after 9pm) ive had pasta bake.. cold of corse, chocolate puddin n cream, a flake, a bag of crisps, a block of lard and theres a familiy block of cadburies in the cupboard winkin at me in a rather seductive way.. calling my name!
ive decided that im gonna keep goin till i have me own post code n ya can see me on google earth .. tomorrow mornin im goin out to by some very stretchy joggin trousers .. possibly even some very thin leggins that will give me a very dodgy vpl and show all me cellulte! im gonna wear em with fluffy slippers and drop me dinner down em .. maybe even some melted chocolate on the arse .. if it aint on me leggins .. i aint eaten it!
whilst im out .. im gonna get cats .. fookin lots of em .. and spend all day on the t'interweb playin on line bingo whilst smokin .. ( i dont smoke . but im gonna take it up to complete the ambiance!)
soooo to the girlies .. all donations gratefully received .. cats .. chocolate .. lard .. sympathy cards .. money etc
when u next see that sad lonely walruss moose beast with a moostache in aldi or netto with her microwave meal for one .. and 20 tins of cat food .. gravey all down her matalan t shirt which is plastered to her pig breasts .. shufflin along in them fabric flip flops or cut down wellies .. theres a bloke somewhere in her dim n distant past turned her that way ... and and and and .. be nice to her .. she might be me!
See guys this is how comes all the stunnin, skinny beautiful women with big breasts are lesbians .. its all your fault!
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I once grew a field full of vibrators ... but now i have touble with squatters!
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Calling all girlies! - Posted on 2009-07-20 00:49:37
Martin 1300cc Superstar
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coo coo ca choo
soz thought u said u was a walrus!
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Calling all girlies! - Posted on 2009-07-20 00:50:28
Martin 1300cc Superstar
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Im baffled actually ...
eat cause u wanna eat ... dont blame it on a bloke
im a skinny fooker ... eat loads ...
oooerrrrrr do i get a lesso ?
hehheeeheheeeeee
hey on a more serious note ...
last night i was chatting to and ex. Sport (Daily/Sunday) gam. type model !!!
believe me everyone has their own issues ...
Softy ... eat some and move on ...
both make sense :o)
now show us yer baps ;o)
before u eat them !
(ffs what did you think i meant!)
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Calling all girlies! - Posted on 2009-07-20 00:50:28
Martin 1300cc Superstar
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Im baffled actually ...
eat cause u wanna eat ... dont blame it on a bloke
im a skinny fooker ... eat loads ...
oooerrrrrr do i get a lesso ?
hehheeeheheeeeee
hey on a more serious note ...
last night i was chatting to and ex. Sport (Daily/Sunday) gam. type model !!!
believe me everyone has their own issues ...
Softy ... eat some and move on ...
both make sense :o)
now show us yer baps ;o)
before u eat them !
(ffs what did you think i meant!)
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Martin :o)
Calling all girlies! - Posted on 2009-07-20 10:19:30
Martin 1300cc Superstar
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*makes mental note ...
Dont attempt to post things when youve just come in from the pub !
(let alone managing to make it appear twice)
Oh and check the bloody spelling too!
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Martin :o)
Calling all girlies! - Posted on 2009-07-20 17:26:16
Soft_Lass_1 400cc Rider
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seee seeeee seeeeee Typical Bloke! the post says .. callin all girlies pmsl
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Calling all girlies! - Posted on 2009-07-20 21:31:25
Martin 1300cc Superstar
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I had my willy tucked between my legs when i replied ... ok !
nerrrrrrr
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Calling all girlies! - Posted on 2009-07-21 23:29:04
billythekid 1000cc Pro Racer
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i am the eggman
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Calling all girlies! - Posted on 2009-07-22 20:51:01
gfisher 1300cc Superstar
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well although I am not a girlie, even given my predeliction to wearing a skirt from time to time (I'll say it before you do ox) can I suggest putting something in your mouth that isn't fattening, although it gets fatter, and you don't really need to swallow anything but it is tidier.
If you don't gert my drift, I would be willing to offer assistance.
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and your point is................?
Calling all girlies! - Posted on 2009-07-22 21:29:45
Black_Sabbath21 750cc Boy Racer
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Frankly i gots no use for a anorexic lass on the grounds that when i invade europe with a volvo n an air rifle im gonna need a big lass to cuddle up to....Cold nights them winters are!
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Somedays i'de rather be on my bike thinking about sex, than having sex n' thinking about my bike!
Calling all girlies! - Posted on 2009-07-24 09:11:05
sprag 750cc Boy Racer
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Sorry? what was the question again?
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Calling all girlies! - Posted on 2009-07-27 01:10:01
billythekid 1000cc Pro Racer
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softlass i think i love you
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Calling all girlies! - Posted on 2009-08-08 19:57:36
spacie 1000cc Pro Racer
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awww billy ya two timer you...... pmsl!
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Calling all girlies! - Posted on 2009-08-09 00:01:34
billythekid 1000cc Pro Racer
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