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The Little Bling Girl..........(Sorry) - Posted on 2009-07-15 17:49:20

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?"
Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning."
So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed.
The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again."
So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see."

To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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	The Little Bling Girl..........(Sorry) - Posted on 2009-07-15 20:43:15
gixxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 Posts: 1563 Location: sheffield United Kingdom	10 out of 10 for bad taste! -- 'it wasnt me! i only just got here!'

	The Little Bling Girl..........(Sorry) - Posted on 2009-07-16 13:46:49
Black_Sabbath21 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Friday, April 24, 2009 Posts: 194 Location: Washington United Kingdom	As a blind person!.....................Hahah nah im *FILTERED WORD* tin ya, nice one! -- Somedays i'de rather be on my bike thinking about sex, than having sex n' thinking about my bike!

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