UN Survey............. - Posted on 2009-07-09 20:27:52
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NEW WORLD SURVEY
> Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
> asked was:-
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> "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
> shortage in the rest of the world?"
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> The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
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> In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
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> In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
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> In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
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> In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
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> In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
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> In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
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> In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
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> And Finally........................... In Australia they hung up because
> they can't understand an Indian accent.
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UN Survey............. - Posted on 2009-07-09 23:47:50
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how very profound
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UN Survey............. - Posted on 2009-07-10 17:20:39
WTF.... We don't know the meaning of The Rest Of The World ? Our goverment sends freakin' money all over the damn world, and they let our own citizens live in poverty. Remember WW2 ? We sent our money and men to die so the nice people of Europe wouldn't have to speak German. We bail everyone's fat outta the fire, and then we are an imposition after we aren't needed anymore.....
We should mind our own business, and stop all foregin aid. We should tell the UN to fook off. We should close our boarders other then for tourisum. We should recall our citizens from foreign countries. We should stop all imigration. We should expell all illegal aliens. We should freeze all foreign assets. We should have equal trade, and charge the same tariffs and taxes on goods imported to the USA.
Here is my suggestion to the rest of the world. If you hate us so much, and we are such terrible people. Then don't bother us the next time some tyrant starts another war, and wants to enslave you. Leave us alone, and call someone else.
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UN Survey............. - Posted on 2009-07-10 19:27:41
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Blimey, was a joke.
However, you mention WW2, you were late by a few years. Think we are still paying for the assistance, you sent a bill for force`s and ammo used.
You knew you would need Europe so assisted, no other way of describing it.
You host the UN, and earn large amounts of money from doing so!
Too many yanks over here there and anywhere ( same as Aussies), who "love" our country until their visa`s run out and they cannot marry so go back foul mouthing us!
Equal trade...........did not you lot increase import taxes to prevent imports being affordable? Use the slogan," Buy American be Proud" Hey isn`t your bike a Indian made British copy? Bet it goes Guppta Guppta boom boom bang..................
Lastly, America is famous for starting wars and not finishing them without our ( and Europe`s help).
Glad to be of assistance, have a nice day.
Reb ya gotta lighten up dude!
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UN Survey............. - Posted on 2009-07-10 20:11:32
Joke huh ? It wasn't funny. I've never bashed the UK ! I'm so damn tierd of the world bashing us ! We give billions of dollars in aid to the world, and we are such evil ***FILTERED WORD*** s. Buy American is a fooken joke. Our goverment has allowed other countries ( Japan, Tiwian, ect ) import cheap goods to this country, and let our own industeries go broke.
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UN Survey............. - Posted on 2009-07-10 20:26:56
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To quote "Our government has allowed other countries ( Japan, Taiwan, ect ) import cheap goods to this country, and let our own industries go broke."
So its our fault then is it?
The "joke" took the piss out of several countries, the "piss" a word or sentence meant in jest.
Another get your own house in order time, America is always first to invade, not always the winners. We are as bad. Like a puppy we follow the "master", difference is we are trained and shoot the enemy, not our allies.
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UN Survey............. - Posted on 2009-07-12 23:32:56
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hey guys! chill! the world is going to hell in a handcart! its all counting down till the terrorists get a nuclear device , and then we can worry! NEVER worry about anything you cant change!
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UN Survey............. - Posted on 2009-07-13 00:30:14
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