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    Biker Joke - Posted on 2009-06-10 18:20:25

REB500D
400cc Rider

Joined:
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Posts: 54
Location:
Hatesberg
Zambia

OK, three bikers, a Honda rider, a BMW rider, and a Royal Enfield rider were all setting a sauna. Suddenly there was continuing beeping. The Honda rider pushed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. That was my pager, "he said", I have a microchip under the skin of my arm. A few minuets later a phone rang. The BMW rider lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, that was my mobil phone. I have a microchip in my hand. The Royal Enfield rider felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilot paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Royal Enfield rider finally declared..... Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax !

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Take CARE, be BAD ;-) and ride SAFE.

2001 Royal Enfield Bullet 500 Deluxe KS
1970 Honda SL100

 

 

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   Biker Joke - Posted on 2009-06-11 02:34:51

Brother_Of_Sab
1000cc Pro Racer 

Joined:
 Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Posts: 201
Location:
Newcastle
United Kingdom

what's black and black and blue and lies in a ditch?


the 4 wheel rider that made too many biker jokes

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Rage weighs more than cement

 

 



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