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Lonlie Biker - Posted on 2009-06-08 20:03:02

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A biker has been in a small town in the Midwest for two weeks when he begins to miss his wife. After another two weeks, he just can't stand it anymore. He decides to visit a brothel in town.

He goes up to the madam and says, "Here is a hundred dollars. Give me the worst blow job in the house."

"But sir," says the madam, "For a hundred dollars, you don't have a settle for the worst blow job. As a matter of fact, you could get the best."

"No, no," says the man, "you don't understand. I'm not horny, I'm homesick."

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	Lonlie Biker - Posted on 2009-06-09 11:22:15
sprag 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Saturday, March 24, 2007 Posts: 183 Location: leicester United Kingdom	for a $100 he could'a got himself a vacuum cleaner and saved himself the risk of catching a std. -- They told me I was a failure so I tried to live up to it.

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