Alaskan hooker = Frostitute
Anteater = hungry uncle
Anal sex = man in the moon
Swap meet = What's done at an orgy
Flathead = blow job with no gusto
High jacking = hand job at 40,000 feet
Hogwash = Miss Piggy's douche
Quadrasexual = someone who will do anything for a quarter
NASA = need another seven astronauts
Fear = face everything and recover, f**k everything and run
True happiness = seeing mother-in-law on milk carton
F**k off = two babes tied for first place in beauty contest
Lap dog = Ugly old lady who gives head
Herpes = name for a dog that won't heal
Manicurist = someone who gives good hand jobs
Tuna salad = pussy w/lettuce and tomato inside
Perfect 10 = when she lies on her back she still has cleavage
Gynecologist = deaf mute that reads lips
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Take CARE, be BAD ;-) and ride SAFE.
2001 Royal Enfield Bullet 500 Deluxe KS
1970 Honda SL100
Biker Definitions - Posted on 2009-06-08 19:54:56
