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sexual experience - Posted on 2009-05-28 21:46:54

gfisher
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I must share with you the evenings sexual experience. when I got home from work tonight there it was, lying on the doormat, a plain white, not brown but white, envelope. About 150mm square, thats 6 inches in old money, enough for anyone. A quick fondle of the envelope revealed what I suspected, it contained a CD. was it a sensual or indeed sexual video. it surpassed my wildest expectations.

Despite some of those who were at Donnington and may well have seen or at least been close to of this sleek, powerful sexual monster saying nothing about it (jealousy is an awful thing roebs), it was obvious that the beast would be revealed and take the nation by storm.

yes my catologue for the new Norton Commando arrived with a dvd. I want it. It needs me. I need it.

Now can anyone lend me £16k. or a tissue?

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and your point is................?

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	sexual experience - Posted on 2009-05-29 08:08:55
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	heres a kleenex fish lol x -- Never Ride Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly

	sexual experience - Posted on 2009-05-29 08:54:55
sprag 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Saturday, March 24, 2007 Posts: 183 Location: leicester United Kingdom	£16k...... is that what they want for one of them new Commandos? hmmmmmmmmm now, do I buy that Ford Mustang I spotted on some website or do I do the sensible thing and buy a Landrover? or do I go nuts and buy a Norton? God.....isnt life difficult? -- They told me I was a failure so I tried to live up to it.

	sexual experience - Posted on 2009-05-31 20:44:52
gfisher 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 Posts: 2725 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	If the £16k is lying about doing nothing, go for the Norton. -- and your point is................?

	sexual experience - Posted on 2009-06-01 07:57:48
sprag 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Saturday, March 24, 2007 Posts: 183 Location: leicester United Kingdom	£16k just laying about......well yes it is but I really feel at my time of life [59] I should be more realistic [sensible?] and go for the 4 wheel option. Yes I know a Ford Mustang isnt sensible but hey..... one step at a time..... I've only recently got rid of my hayabusa and Harley Dynaglide. :-) I do feel £16k is a lot of money for a motorbike, esp one that is relativly 'un-tride'. -- They told me I was a failure so I tried to live up to it.

	sexual experience - Posted on 2009-06-06 20:39:19
gixxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 Posts: 1563 Location: sheffield United Kingdom	norton commando? in name only! lol -- 'it wasnt me! i only just got here!'

	sexual experience - Posted on 2009-06-07 09:15:16
sprag 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Saturday, March 24, 2007 Posts: 183 Location: leicester United Kingdom	very true gixxer.... having owned 2 [real ones] a 750 roadster [stolen when only 5 months old] and a 850 interstate [best of the bunch?] back in the early 70's I feel inclined to go for a nice 're conditioned' one from a reputable company or even a private owner and pay maybe 5-6k for it and still have enough left over [from the 16k] to get myself a nice big yank muscle car or even a brit 4x4. -- They told me I was a failure so I tried to live up to it.

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