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    Ear Hair .. and Freaky Eyebrows!!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2009-02-26 22:21:24

Soft_Lass_1
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Right guys .. i really need some help here .. cos .. its drivin me nuts?

wots the deal with old guys and inappropriate facial fuzzage .. i mean .. major league hair sproutin out thier ears .. and mad curly eyebrows that are out of control, hang down into thier eyes .. n look like deranged catapillars in gorrilla suits partyin on thier faces??? oh yeah .. and that hair that grows out the top of the nose ..

soooo .. i need to know wot gods preparin old blokes for ?

i mean .. wot situation in life is there that would require and old bloke to have freaky eyebrows and copious amounts of ear hair ????

and and and .. that hair out the top of the nose thing .. is wrong ..wrong all day long!

and and and and ... its obvious that young blokes .. and women of any kind wont be goin through this special life situation cos they never have freaky eyebrows and hursuite ears? .. my dad even has is on his ear lobes! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew s'never right that ..

sooo .. am interested to hear your theories .. yr views .. yr oppinions .. but please .. im beggin keep yr pics to yrselves!!!!

also .. whilst im on a rant .. wot is it with grey pubes???

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   Ear Hair .. and Freaky Eyebrows!!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2009-02-27 11:14:14

hastie
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Only you could come out with a topic like this.......lol.........only you.

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   Ear Hair .. and Freaky Eyebrows!!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2009-02-27 13:34:52

daisyduke
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Definitely got a point though lol

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   Ear Hair .. and Freaky Eyebrows!!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2009-02-27 15:41:26

Bandit946
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Hiya soft_lass
i,m here to help....lol.....
No1 The ear hair is just natural evolution to cut out the nagging....:-P

No2 The nose hair comes when your fingers become too stiff to reach into all the corners......:-S

No3 The long wavey eye brows........have you ever seen an old wrinkly naked.......just evolution again........lol.......

No4 Grey pubes...........dunno there babes....not old enough for them yet.....:-P


Hope that helped hun xxxxxx

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   Ear Hair .. and Freaky Eyebrows!!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2009-02-27 19:09:19

spacie
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I can help with the grey pubes.............. its lack of feckin use roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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   Ear Hair .. and Freaky Eyebrows!!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2009-03-05 01:42:26

bear
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tis all down to that there global warmin bollocks... us poor idjits in the western euro zone are gonna have to put up with colder weather (Global warming! me arse!) so therfore us blokey types (ie hairy hunters) are growin hair for insulation purposes...Ahem... folks like meself have been at this hairy growin thing for ages.... all them baldy skinny bloke is doomed... take note biatches....hairy geezers are where its at.








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