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Pearly Gates - Posted on 2009-02-01 17:21:51

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*The Pearly Gates*

*40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. I've got 40
travellers here. Can I let them in?'

God says We are over quota on Pikeys . Go out and tell them to choose
between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen
in.

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. They've
gone', he tells God.

What?' says God, All 40 of them?'
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*No, the f***ing gates'.*

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Lead me not into temptation...I am capable of getting there myself.

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	Pearly Gates - Posted on 2009-02-02 20:14:44
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	Pearly Gates - Posted on 2009-02-02 20:14:44
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	pmsl, love it -- The best things in life have 2 wheels

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