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Flight - Posted on 2009-02-01 17:20:56

spacie
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After a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain came on air and announced.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293 from London Heathrow, flying nonstop to Toronto. The weather ahead of us today is good, so sit back, relax and enjoy ... OH MY GOD!"

Silence followed ...............

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, the new flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of coffee in my lap." then added "You should see the front of my trousers."

Towards the middle of the plane, an Irish passenger shouted ...

"Jaysus Christ, ya should see der back o' mine !!!.

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Lead me not into temptation...I am capable of getting there myself.

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	Flight - Posted on 2009-02-01 19:27:34
hastie 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Monday, April 24, 2006 Posts: 195 Location: catterick United Kingdom	Loving these ....very good --

	Flight - Posted on 2009-02-01 19:38:13
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	Repeat Police are watching and taking notes............... -- If you can keep your head while all about you are losing theirs, you probably haven't grasped the seriousness of the situation!

	Flight - Posted on 2009-02-02 18:25:04
SUZZIB 400cc Rider Joined: Sunday, January 18, 2009 Posts: 59 Location: XXXXXXXXXXX United Kingdom	what a laugh.i would post some but unfortunately i only know rude ones sorry.x --

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