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spacie
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The Soldier and the Nun
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ..'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I 'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.'
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The Soldier and the Nun... for Hastie lol!!! - Posted on 2009-01-29 12:12:40
