Badass Biker Bob wakes up with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of asperin and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits up and sees his clothes in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. Bob looks around the room and sees it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. so is the rest of the house. He takes the asperine and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, and I left early to go shopping. Love you. "
So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning paper. His son is also setting at the table, eathing.
Bob asks, son. what happened lastnight ? His son says, you came home after 3 am, drunk and delerious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you fell in to the door."
Confused, Badass Bob asks, So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast on the table waiting for me ?" The son replies, Oh, that ! When mon dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, Lady, leave me alone, I'm married !"
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Take CARE, be BAD ;-) and ride SAFE.
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Happily Married Biker - Posted on 2008-12-04 16:41:17
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Happily Married Biker - Posted on 2008-12-04 02:47:31
