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Jokes ... - Posted on 2008-11-18 22:33:17

Martin
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somewhere to post those jokes that are currently making there way round the mobile or e-mail network ...

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Martin :o)

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	Jokes ... - Posted on 2008-11-18 22:35:11
Martin 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, November 27, 2004 Posts: 3628 Location: Kent United Kingdom	A Man Dates a deaf girl, he writes "we must make a code, If i want sex i'll stroke yoiur breast, you reply by pulling ONCE for yes or FIFTY times for no" -- Martin :o)

	Jokes ... - Posted on 2008-11-18 22:38:12
Martin 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, November 27, 2004 Posts: 3628 Location: Kent United Kingdom	Dear Jonathon Ross, Ive shagged your Daughter! Whoes laughing now ... Lots of love Garry Glitter x -- Martin :o)

	Jokes ... - Posted on 2008-11-18 22:39:56
Martin 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, November 27, 2004 Posts: 3628 Location: Kent United Kingdom	A Duck goes into a pub and say's to the Landlord ... 'Got any bread?' The landlord says ... 'Sorry no, we havent got any bread' The Duck say's ... 'Got any bread?' The landlord says ... 'No! We havent got any bread' The Duck say's ... 'Got any bread?' The landlord says ... 'Are you deaf? Ask me for bread once more and i'll nail your beak to the bar!' The Duck say's ... 'Got any nails?' The landlord says ... 'No!?' The Duck say's ... 'Got any bread?' -- Martin :o)

	Jokes ... - Posted on 2008-11-20 19:54:29
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	Martin that was poo lol, so see if i can better it shall we lol Big fat girl in a bar, says to the guy next to her, ' If you can guess my weight you can fcuk me' Bloke replies ' you are about 3 and half ton you big fat ugly trout' Girl says ' thats close enough you lucky B****rd. --

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