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bound to catch someone out hehehe - Posted on 2008-11-10 13:38:10

spacie
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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do
you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor.
'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the
spoon or the teacup.'

'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?'

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Lead me not into temptation...I am capable of getting there myself.

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	bound to catch someone out hehehe - Posted on 2008-11-10 13:41:55
darcey 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 3114 Location: Lincolnshire United Kingdom	hehehehe very good :) -- I am not retreating..I am advancing in another direction

	bound to catch someone out hehehe - Posted on 2008-11-10 14:32:07
Martin 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, November 27, 2004 Posts: 3628 Location: Kent United Kingdom	rofl ... yer silly bugger -- Martin :o)

	bound to catch someone out hehehe - Posted on 2008-11-10 15:03:47
REB500D 400cc Rider Joined: Monday, December 06, 2004 Posts: 54 Location: Hatesberg Zambia	OK, there was this news reported lady, and she was going out to the local insane asylem to do a story. She's walking through the instution with the director doing her interview, and she see's this dude going through the motions of painting. She ask's the director what he's doing, and he replies that he's going to be a painter when he gets out. Next they come to a dude going through the mothions of brick layer, and the director explains he will be a brick layer when he gets out. Finally they come to a dude with his penis in a bowl of walnuts, and she ask's what he'll be doing when he gets out ? Director says, he'll never get outta here, he's fooking nuts ! -- Take CARE, be BAD ;-) and ride SAFE.

	bound to catch someone out hehehe - Posted on 2008-11-10 16:59:39
Martin 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, November 27, 2004 Posts: 3628 Location: Kent United Kingdom	rofl ... yer f@@kin nutty bugger -- Martin :o)

	bound to catch someone out hehehe - Posted on 2008-11-10 20:45:54
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	roflmao, the oldies are the bestest --

	bound to catch someone out hehehe - Posted on 2008-11-11 14:13:29
darcey 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 3114 Location: Lincolnshire United Kingdom	Ahahahahha ahhahah ahhahah Thats so good Reb.. I havent heard any of these. -- I am not retreating..I am advancing in another direction

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