have a go at this one - Posted on 2008-02-14 18:40:44
stevefirth 600cc Boy Racer
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new sex drug on the market.
50% viagra + 50% prozac and its fantastic.
so if u dont get a fook u dont give a fook
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have a go at this one - Posted on 2008-02-14 18:46:09
stevefirth 600cc Boy Racer
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the erectus, trouserius or the trouser snake is the worlds most dangerous snake. colour varies fom pink to black. it is fangless. average length is 5 - 9 inches depending on subspecies. sometimes appears in bedrooms but found in unusual places at times. attacks women in the lower abdominal area. its venomous spit can cause prolonged swelling lasting 9 months.
it has also been known to attack men from behind.
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have a go at this one - Posted on 2008-02-14 18:54:36
stevefirth 600cc Boy Racer
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FRIENDS
we are all friends....
u fight, i fight
u hurt, i hurt
u cry, i cry
u jump off a bridge
im gonna fookin miss u
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have a go at this one - Posted on 2008-02-14 18:59:01
stevefirth 600cc Boy Racer
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a guy takes his mrs home to meet his parents but tells her `i must warn u that they are both deaf and dumb`. they get there and walk into the living room. his mum has got a beer bottle up her snatch and his dad is sittin there with his nuts out and a match stick proppinhis eye open. his mrs says `what he hell is this`.
he replys `oh its sign language, my mum is sayin get the beers in u c-u-n-t and my dad is sayin b-o-l-l-o-c-ks im watching the match.
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have a go at this one - Posted on 2008-02-14 22:40:24
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pmsl i like those
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