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THE PARROT ... - Posted on 2008-02-13 22:43:40

Martin
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Posts: 3628
Location:
Kent
United Kingdom

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot really had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced
with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by
consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything
else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally though, John was fed up, and he yelled at the parrot. The
parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got angrier and more
rude!

In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird, and put
him in the freezer!

For a few minutes the parrot squawked, kicked and screamed.....
then suddenly there was total quiet! Not a peep was heard for over a
minute!

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door
to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and
said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions, and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude!

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic
change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the
turkey did?"

--

Martin :o)

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	THE PARROT ... - Posted on 2008-02-13 22:52:39
stevefirth 600cc Boy Racer Joined: Monday, December 17, 2007 Posts: 122 Location: bradford United Kingdom	not ur best but its ok u can do better so lets hear more bud -- if i get taken out im going out in style on a bike

	THE PARROT ... - Posted on 2008-02-13 23:00:55
Martin 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, November 27, 2004 Posts: 3628 Location: Kent United Kingdom	huh ??????? jokes posted on the net are but repeats ... they go around and around and around again ... Its not mine ... i just thought it worth posting for a chuckle ! AGAIN ohhhhhhhhh nooooooo NOT AGAIN ! -- Martin :o)

	THE PARROT ... - Posted on 2008-02-14 08:36:39
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	i liked it lol -- Never Ride Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly

	THE PARROT ... - Posted on 2008-02-14 11:36:27
kuchenhilfen 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Thursday, July 12, 2007 Posts: 215 Location: In a bucket under the sink United Kingdom	I thunk it were funny! -- 27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile...

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