Martin 1300cc Superstar
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Kent
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
In answer to this question one retired person said ...
"Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So my wife called him a ***FILTERED WORD*** head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age!!"
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Martin :o)
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Retired ... - Posted on 2008-02-11 23:12:10
Roeby 1300cc Superstar
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brilliant ......... i so hope thats true lol
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Retired ... - Posted on 2008-02-13 11:08:51
sprag 750cc Boy Racer
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leicester
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hahahahahaha pmsl at that one.
reminds me of a time many years ago coming out a news agents to find a traffic warden standing next to a bike parked on a double yellow line and the owner of the bike standing there slagging off said warden. Ends up with warden starting to write a ticket while biker gets on his bike and starts it up, warden askes loudly.... what do you think these yellow lines are? biker replies, donno man..... snail ***FILTERED WORD*** ? and blasts off leaving traffic warden holding un fineshed ticket. I pmsl at that one as well. traffic warden was not amused. lol
Retired ... - Posted on 2008-02-11 23:00:14
Retired ... - Posted on 2008-02-11 23:12:10
Retired ... - Posted on 2008-02-13 11:08:51
