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Joke ... Worth The Punch Line - Posted on 2008-02-11 22:55:19

Martin
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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even
had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her
teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she
might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

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God replied: "I didn't bloody recognize you."

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Martin :o)

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	Joke ... Worth The Punch Line - Posted on 2008-02-11 23:13:16
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	Joke ... Worth The Punch Line - Posted on 2008-02-12 12:22:47
spacie 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Tuesday, January 24, 2006 Posts: 238 Location: Ipswich United Kingdom	pmsl.... should have known have heard it too... but got to agree..still funny xx -- Lead me not into temptation...I am capable of getting there myself.

	Joke ... Worth The Punch Line - Posted on 2008-02-12 15:14:05
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	Joke ... Worth The Punch Line - Posted on 2008-02-12 19:29:46
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	Joke ... Worth The Punch Line - Posted on 2008-02-12 20:20:20
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	Joke ... Worth The Punch Line - Posted on 2008-02-13 11:44:50
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	Joke ... Worth The Punch Line - Posted on 2008-02-14 09:36:54
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