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woman of 80 marries for fourth time - Posted on 2008-01-26 19:37:50

mandi6763
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80 year old woman marries for the 4th time

The local news station was interviewing an 80 year old lady because she had just gotten married again for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.
'He's a funeral director,' she answered.
'Interesting,' the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.
She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

your gonna love this

wait for it

She smiled and explained, 'I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.'

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	woman of 80 marries for fourth time - Posted on 2008-01-26 20:18:22
Martin 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, November 27, 2004 Posts: 3628 Location: Kent United Kingdom	roflmfao ... yer silly bugger !!! -- Martin :o)

	woman of 80 marries for fourth time - Posted on 2008-01-27 00:47:47
billythekid 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Monday, November 01, 2004 Posts: 292 Location: kirk michael United Kingdom	i dont get it --

	woman of 80 marries for fourth time - Posted on 2008-01-27 15:17:11
ohsomadeddie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, June 27, 2005 Posts: 705 Location: bottom of a newki broon bottle United Kingdom	oh dear mandi they get worse -- I LOVE MY WIFE, BEER AND BIKES (BUT NOT IN THAT ORDER)

	woman of 80 marries for fourth time - Posted on 2008-01-27 17:07:38
stevefirth 600cc Boy Racer Joined: Monday, December 17, 2007 Posts: 122 Location: bradford United Kingdom	brilliant have u got more -- if i get taken out im going out in style on a bike

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