Blond Joke sorry Girls LOL - Posted on 2008-01-02 20:26:57
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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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Blond Joke sorry Girls LOL - Posted on 2008-01-03 13:09:53
stevefirth 600cc Boy Racer
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ha ha cool
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Blond Joke sorry Girls LOL - Posted on 2008-01-02 20:26:57
Blond Joke sorry Girls LOL - Posted on 2008-01-03 13:09:53
