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Joke > > > - Posted on 2007-12-08 00:22:11

Martin
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
Pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,
"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on.
"It represents a candle", he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
Finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked ...
"And just what do those symbolize ???"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Christmas Season Begins......

--

Martin :o)

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	Joke > > > - Posted on 2007-12-08 15:05:22
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	Nice one mart. -- Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, beer in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming

	Joke > > > - Posted on 2007-12-11 09:13:08
Speedofile 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, August 12, 2005 Posts: 2255 Location: Reading United Kingdom	pmsl...fantastic -- If you have an itch...Scratch it!!

	Joke > > > - Posted on 2007-12-11 13:14:38
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	thats a cracker lol --

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