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SCOTLAND DIES LAUGHING (article posted 22nd Novemb - Posted on 2007-11-23 13:01:51

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TRIBUTES are being paid to Scotland this morning after the entire country laughed itself to death.

The alarm was first raised at around 10pm last night as thousands of phone calls and text messages went unanswered.

Small groups of volunteers from Berwick-Upon-Tweed and Carlisle ventured north just after midnight only to find houses full of dead people gathered around still blaring television sets.

By dawn, as RAF helicopters flew over deserted city streets, it was clear that the whole country had suffered a catastrophic abdominal rupture.

Wayne Hayes, a special constable from Northumberland, said: "We went into one house in Dunbar and found three men sitting on the sofa with huge smiles on their faces, still holding cans of 70 shilling. They seemed to be at peace."

He added: "In a house near Edinburgh we found a man face down on the living room floor with his trousers and pants round his knees. "It seems he may have been showing his bare buttocks to the television when he keeled over."

Roy Hobbs, a civil engineer from Northampton, said: "I got a call from my friend Ian in Stirling at about 9.50pm.

"He was already laughing when I answered the phone, but after about 25 minutes of the most vigorous and uncontrollable hilarity, everything suddenly went very quiet."

Moving tributes are already being placed along the Scotland-England border with many mourners opting to leave a simple bag of chips or a deep fried bunch of flowers.

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	SCOTLAND DIES LAUGHING (article posted 22nd Novemb - Posted on 2007-11-23 13:11:18
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	At last we have got rid of the skirt wearing baskets! It was worth it to lose.................. :P -- Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, beer in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming

	SCOTLAND DIES LAUGHING (article posted 22nd Novemb - Posted on 2007-11-23 13:20:46
Stile 400cc Rider Joined: Sunday, October 14, 2007 Posts: 58 Location: Pershore United Kingdom	At least we dont haveto put up with a summer of hearing how they are going to win again like in 1966. --

	SCOTLAND DIES LAUGHING (article posted 22nd Novemb - Posted on 2007-11-23 13:39:57
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	SCOTLAND DIES LAUGHING (article posted 22nd Novemb - Posted on 2007-11-24 00:21:31
adz 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, September 03, 2005 Posts: 842 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	Do you fancy a home nation football tournament next summer? If so go to www.talksport.net and sign there petition, I think it would be an excelent tourney !! C'mon scotland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- Adz. Check out my band www.myspace.com/silvssilva

	SCOTLAND DIES LAUGHING (article posted 22nd Novemb - Posted on 2007-11-25 12:05:49
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