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Little Johnnie Learns the Word Fascinate - Posted on 2007-11-18 13:31:46

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Little Johnnie's teacher asked the students to use the word FASCINATE in a sentence.

Susie raised her hand and the teacher called on her. She said, "The stars really are fascinating."

The teacher said, "No Susie, I wanted you to use just 'fascinate'."

Scottie raised his hand and was called on. He said, "The museum we went to last week fascinated me."

Again the teacher said, "No Scottie, I wanted you to use just 'fascinate'."

Finally Johnnie raised his hand and was called on.
He said, "I got a sentence!! My sister's boobs are so big she can only FASTEN EIGHT buttons on her shirt!!!"

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	Little Johnnie Learns the Word Fascinate - Posted on 2007-11-19 19:51:49
Speedofile 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, August 12, 2005 Posts: 2255 Location: Reading United Kingdom	pmsl...fantastic -- If you have an itch...Scratch it!!

	Little Johnnie Learns the Word Fascinate - Posted on 2007-11-20 19:00:05
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	another classic, cheers -- if you gonna go, go with a smile

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