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Our New Priest. - Posted on 2007-11-05 23:55:08

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Our new Priest was so nervus at his first Mass two weeks ago, that he could hardley speak . Before this weeks Mass, he asked our Monsigor how he could relax. Our Monsigor said, put some vodka in the water pitcher, after a few sips everything should go smoothly.
Our new Priest put his suggetion into practice. He really talked up a storm ! He felt great ! However, upon returning to the rectory, he found a note from our Monsigor.

1. Next time - sip rather then gulp.
2. There Ten commandments - not twelve.
3. There Twelve Apostels - not ten.
4. We don not refer to the cross as the big T.
5. The recomended grace before meals is Not rub - a - dub, thanks for the grub God.
6. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the schit out of him.
7. We do not refer to our Savior Jesus Christ and his desciples as J.C. and the boys.
8. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are never refered as Big Daddy, Junior and the spook.
9. It is always the Virgin Mary - never Mary with the cherry.
10. Last, but not least - next wednesday there is a taffy pulling contest St. Peters, not a peter pulling contast at St. Taffys.

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	Our New Priest. - Posted on 2007-11-06 13:07:41
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	Our New Priest. - Posted on 2007-11-08 09:41:08
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	Our New Priest. - Posted on 2007-11-08 09:53:30
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