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The Great American Candybar - Posted on 2007-11-05 23:26:24

REB500D
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One PAYDAY, MR PEANUT wanted a BIT OF HONEY. So he took MARY JANE behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVENUE. He began to feel her MOUNDS, that was pure ALMOND JOY, it made her TOOTSIE ROLL. He let out a SNICKER, as his BUTTERFINGER went up her JUICYFRUIT, and caused a MILKEYWAY. She screamed OH HENERY as she squeezed his PETER PAUL and ZAGNUTS. MARY JANE said you are better then the THREE MUSKETEERS. Soon MARY JANE was a bit CHUNKEY, and nine months later she had a BABY RUTH..........

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	The Great American Candybar - Posted on 2007-11-06 12:28:21
kuchenhilfen 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Thursday, July 12, 2007 Posts: 215 Location: In a bucket under the sink United Kingdom	Bit lost on me,that one. I've only heard of Snickers and I was much happier when they were called Marathons. You knew where you were with a Marathon. -- Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do have a go at them, you're a mile away and you've got their f*cking shoes.

	The Great American Candybar - Posted on 2007-11-06 16:34:14
gixxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 Posts: 1563 Location: sheffield United Kingdom	yes marathons were much better than snickers! BRING BACK THE MARATHON ! -- 'it wasnt me! i only just got here!'

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